Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Let's introduce ourselves, shall we?

I suppose my blog should have a little “About Me” section ,eh?
My name is Heather. Rhymes with feather, weather, and tether. In 3rd grade, I ran for school secretary and my slogan was “Whatever the weather, vote for Heather”. Clever, I know. Thanks Dad! I am 25 years old, although I feel anywhere from 5-10 years older than that. I have been married for over 5 years to a cool guy named Marke. He’s handsome, driven, and thinks I’m the bees knees. Which, of course, is his best quality. We have some kids; 4 to be exact. Dakota, 3; Jackson, 2; Montana and Bradyn, 19 months. Yes, I have my hands full, thanks for noticing. I’d be more grateful if you pitched in and helped instead of making stunning observations, but do what works for you. I’m a stay at home Mom, and I’m honest enough to admit that I don’t ALWAYS love it. Sometimes, staying at home with the kids is just too hard. I drink a lot and stay heavily medicated, however, so that eases the crushing pain of being alive. (Note: I’ll leave it up to you to determine if I am joking or not.) We live in Victorville, which is just about as big city as I ever need to be. I have parents, who are a big part of my life, a brother and a sister. I married into a pretty cool family, they like me more than Marke. Ha! I work here and there to make a little extra cash, and more important, to keep what’s left of my sanity. All in all, a pretty sweet life, occasionally plagued with mishaps and misfortunes, but really, isn’t that what makes it so interesting? I use this blog as an outlet for all kinds of creative energy, if you don’t like, please don’t read it. I welcome any comments, suggestions, or questions. If you’re mean however, I’ll probably cry. Just a warning. I’m also taking applications for a full-time nanny (I‘m a non-profit organization, if you know what I mean. Read: I don‘t pay!), and a man to weed the backyard. Inquire within.

1 comment:

Fishlicity said...

You make me laugh! :)